WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game.
HUSBAND: Sure, what’s the game?
WIFE: If I say a country, you run to the left and touch the wall. If I say a bird, you run to the right and touch the wall. But if you go the wrong way, you’ll owe me your entire salary this month.
HUSBAND: Alright! And if you mess up, I get your salary too, right?
WIFE: (smiling) Yes, sweetheart!
HUSBAND: Okay. (stands up, ready to run)
WIFE: Are you ready?
HUSBAND: Yep, ready!
WIFE: TURKEY.
It’s been 4 HOURS…
The husband is still standing there, confused, unsure if she meant the country or the bird.
Moral of the story: After God, fear your wife!
