A man lies completely naked on the beach
with a huge sombrero on his dignity and with a sign “For viewing – BGN 5.”
A woman passed by, she wondered why the man was hiding behind such a big hat, gave 5 levs, looked and exclaimed:
Well, he is hanging!
And the man replied:
Well, ma’am, if he could work, would he beg!
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