It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, βI HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.β The agent replied, βIβm sorry, sir. Iβll be happy to try to help you, but Iβve got to help these folks first; and then Iβm sure weβll be able to work something out. βThe passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, βDO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?β Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. βMay I have your attention, please?β, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. βWe have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14β. With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, βF** You!β Without flinching, she smiled and said, βIβm sorry sir, youβll have to get in line for that, too.β Life isnβt about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rainβ¦
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